100 Lessons from…30 Rock

Although 30 Rock ended a while back, there are plenty of fans (this list I include myself here) loves this series. Here’s another article dedicated to hilarious lessons from the award winning comedy, 30 Rock.

  1. Snart (sneezing and farting at the same time) only happens at 10am
  2. Never eat food that belongs to Liz (or anyone as passionate about food like Lemon)
  3. Acting is about consistency, so it’s best not to fart
  4. If you think you speak French, it’s because you’re living in a bubble of handsomeness
  5. Everyone will be a badger one point in their lives
  6. Sun Tea helps the planet

    Photo: 30 Rock NBC.COM

  7. Only former Vice President, Al Gore can recycle jokes
  8. An embarrassing 90s commercial may cheer up your friend
  9. Must wear an EGOT necklace
  10. It’s classy to wear socks with sandals
  11. Running through the streets only wearing your underwear and screaming, ” I am a Jedi!” Is a legit thing to do 
  12. Pretending to be Elmo to encourage your son/daughter to pee is acceptable
  13. There’s always a son or a daughter that will be creepy
  14. Trucker hats with phrases is a Frank trademark
  15. Pretending to be Princess Leah to avoid jury duty only works in Chicago, but not in NYC
  16. Arm crunches once a year is enough exercise
  17. A wedding gown is also a fancy toilet paper if you’re surviving a hurricane
  18. IKEA can test the durability of a relationship
  19. ‘Lemoned’ is another way to say ‘screwed’

    Photo: 30 Rock NBC.COM

  20. Blurg and nerds are part of society
  21. Shooting an arrow may help a friend in need (not in real life though!)
  22. When an ‘Actor Announcement’ occurs, you’re expected to listen
  23. Kelsey Grammer is an excellent con-man
  24. If a blue blob with eyes waves at you: you may need food or your medications
  25. Conan O’Brien is a resentful ex-boyfriend
  26. If there’s a financial crisis, find the nearest VCR to play Don Geiss 1987 tape ASAP
  27. If Kathy Geiss sings, beware she may take off her underwear at the end of the song

    Photo: 30 Rock NBC.COM

  28. Valentine’s Day is also the worse day ever
  29. Everyone needs a mentor
  30. Cleveland is the most polite city in America
  31. Rules are necessary
  32. A dirty gym bag may attract bats
  33. Loosing your virginity to a British person may result a British accent shortly afterwards
  34. Yes, there’s another Wesley Snipes and he’s not an actor
  35. Carol Burnett is also the name of a handsome pilot
  36.  GE may not like all of the jokes
  37. When things are bad in the White House is when you write memos with ketchup, dirty rock or leak water
  38. Reaganing means when an individual is capable to resolve all of his or her issues and achieve his or her goals without failure (in a 24-48 hour period)
  39. Jelly beans are useful for stressful moments or doing a voiceover
  40. There’s only one director and his name is Shawn
  41. Writing the Lord’s name in a voting ballot counts as a Republican vote (according to Jack)
  42. One must sing, ‘Night Cheese’ while wearing a snuggie
  43. Staples can be a sexy place
  44. Ann Curry is the most specific journalist in history
  45. Dr. Leo Spaceman will administer your flu shot if you dance for him
  46. The Meat Machine is only available in Russia
  47. Not all class reunions are pleasant
  48. Don’t be surprised if your current boyfriend may look like a villain from a Telemundo telenovela
  49. Some nurses are hot
  50. Out of loneliness, anyone may become a Generalissimo
  51. Oprah is also a religion
  52. Weinerslav is pronounced Wiener-Slave
  53. Beware of fight clubs
  54. It’s not ok to name a cat, ‘Emily Dickson’

    Photo: 30 Rock NBC.COM

  55. Giving someone ‘the business’ and it means ‘your front’ – it’s probably your worst quadrant
  56. Once in your lifetime, you may wear triple spanx and wear slutty makeup
  57. Never go to Kenneth’s parties because they suck
  58. Only Cerie has four cousins from Holland
  59. The best answer is…you’re not my dad!
  60. Lizzing happens once in a while
  61. Don’t doubt Lutz, his nephew is hot
  62. It’s okay to fall in love with a Jenna/ Cher impersonator
  63. Business drunk is the same as rich drunk which also means it’s legal to drive
  64. Every time one meets someone new, try to figure out how to fight them
  65. Princeton men cannot have bedbugs
  66. MILF Island is an addictive show
  67. The most important words in the American judicial system is…’My client has no memory of that’
  68. Never take advice from a woman that tapes her bra together
  69. Something’s are a blessing and a purse
  70. It’s okay to scold pigeons because they need self respect
  71. If your husband wakes up on the neighbors roof – that’s normal
  72. There’s is a nucular scientist in a James Bonk Movie
  73.  Wearing a penis hat for a funeral may symbolize something special
  74. Make sure your entourage has a Sasha, a Michael, and a Gay Michael
  75. Someone may have a weird sex tape filmed in night vision
  76. The Hornberger system always prevail
  77. There are two types of lipstick: Sunset Blush and Tiger Orgasm
  78. Getting booked on The View means you’re the least crazy one
  79. Describing someone’s beauty also means fading, 80s, and 1880s
  80. The best medicine is medicine
  81.  Richard F. Esposito should trim everybody’s hair
  82. Harvard men would never say they’re cool (cough, cough) correction that they quit

    Photo: 30 Rock NBC.COM

  83.  Marry, boff, kills always gets weird
  84. Bitch Hunters was cancelled
  85. Wesleyan is not the Harvard of Connecticut
  86. Don’t disgrace the peacock
  87. Some can’t walk and talk at the same time
  88. Giuliani had a doll collection back in the 80s
  89. Kenneth is the safest place in 30 Rock
  90. The ingredients for a Frank-Schlong  cocktail are cherry juice, buttermilk, and tequila
  91. Get a prescription for your donkey spell
  92. The mayor of Stone Mountain is a horse
  93. Before announcing bad news, make them watch baby panda sneezing clip

    Photo: 30 Rock NBC.COM

  94. Dot Com is the smartest guy ever
  95. Sandwich day is sacred
  96. ‘It’s Never too Late for Now’ is an awful song
  97. Cheesy Blasters is served at the Asian fusion restaurant, Season 4
  98. Is appropriate to wear a Princess Leah dress for your wedding day
  99. ‘Muffin Top’ is a banned song
  100. Mazel Tov, Dummies!

*Happy birthday, Mom!

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